Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Wow.. I was doing a mental check of my bank balance & I literally just said to myself: 'I have 27 dollars and a bottle of tequila til tuesday-ill be fine'
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
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I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
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Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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