I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
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