So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
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It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
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She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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