we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
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Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
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I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
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