In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
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how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
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Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
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