i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
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This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
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I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
You're a hot mess, you know that?
At least I'm a FUN hot mess. Like a train crash full of pizza, fireworks and glitter.
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
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