This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
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do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
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He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
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