I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
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It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
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Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
Drunk me left sober me a shower beer in expectation of Hurricane Harvey. Drunk me is the best.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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