oh god the rape fog is back!
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
Just had to explain my "wine me. Dine me. Sixty-nine me" key chain to my grandma...she took it surprisingly well.
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
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Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
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You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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