I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
that's an acceptable place to lick
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
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im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
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dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
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