Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
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You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
a search helicopter?!
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
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Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
Themes for tonight: men who look like bill Gates but sing smash mouth songs. Women who's names are also food. Haircuts that DO NOT cover bald spots.
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
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