Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
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this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
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A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
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