AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
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Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
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It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
My night just got really weird. In a sit down stall bathroom at this nice resturaunt and this guy walks in as I rip a humongous porcelain-splitting fart. Well, I hear him stop for a second. He then opens the door to the stall next to mine, sits down and says, "player two has entered the game."
Did you win?
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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