we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
new low: my hungover self just mistook bacon grease for mashed potatoes. worst. mistake. ever.
I swear to god I'm going to hunt down and stab the next telemarketer that calls from a blocked number while I'm waiting for my STD results...
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just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
Took out half a tooth with a handle of jim beam last night. Apparently I can't walk and chug bourbon at the same time
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
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He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
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