I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
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you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
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You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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