He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
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im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
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Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
How so I keep attracting the virgins? HOW?
You talk about your love for your ninja turtle onesie when you're drunk. Are you really surprised?
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
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