I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
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The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
I smell like Dick and happiness
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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