Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
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Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
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I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
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