whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
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I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
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You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
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