Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
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I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
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Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
Randomize