why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
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Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
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He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
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