I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
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i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
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I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
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