Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
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New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
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Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
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