why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
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I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
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I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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