I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
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My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
I feel like death gave me a hand job
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
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Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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