all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
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Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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