dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
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I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
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You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
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