Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
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The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
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I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
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