he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
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You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
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I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
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