i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
Tell her she can't have a vagina
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
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It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
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She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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