do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
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On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
Dude, sorry for live texting you my binge drinking. If you'd like me to do the same for my hangover, I can share that I just had to sit down while q-tipping my ears.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
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dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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