Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
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there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
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IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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