Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
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If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
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Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
Just found out that his ringtone for me is a train blowing bc and I quote 'I know when you call I'm getting laid'
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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