If that was your dad, he is hot
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
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I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
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Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
Can you come over?
Sex??
Sure but there’s also a squirrel in my garage I need you to take care of.
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