ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
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Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
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I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
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