You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
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Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
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I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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