I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
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You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
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And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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