Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
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