My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
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I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
Sex and sushi don't even sound good right now... I might be on my death bed. To my Liz, I leave my extensive movie collection and my drinking supplies. To Olive I leave my car. Cause every Scottish terrier needs a 2010 Camaro.
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
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not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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