dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
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I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
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Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
i out mim tonsoeep
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