When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
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So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
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So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
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