My room smells like vodka and shame
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
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She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
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I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
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