just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
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Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
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For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
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