areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
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Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
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It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
I just mistook cooking oil for the whiskey that was also on the counter... They're the same colour. That was not a good shot... I need to not drink alone.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
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