I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
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I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
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I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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