my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
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She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
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I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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