I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
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Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
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I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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