Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
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I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
We are two peas in an std pod
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
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Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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