Did you call me this morning? I was really drugged up and don't remember.
Have a good day. My vagina shrank.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
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we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
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I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
Sorry, Geoff can’t come to his phone right now. He’s outside trying to show his dick to a bachelorette party bus with “DTF” written on the windows
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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