The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
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My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
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Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
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